Santa’s had enough — and he’s not afraid to say it! Our You Ain’t Gettin’ Sh*t Tee is the sassy, vintage-inspired Christmas shirt you didn’t know you needed. Guaranteed to make people laugh (or behave).

😂 Retro Santa graphic with a cheeky twist

🎁 A hit for holiday gatherings and white elephant exchanges

✨ Unisex fit for comfy, casual wear

All items are made to order.

Available in short sleeve, long sleeve tee, or crewneck sweatshirt. Other fits and styles available by request.